Monday, September 21, 2009

Two gems....

Gotta love these nuggets of non-wisdom:

From Matty to the director of the school where Matty attends and I work...

Matty: "I am sick today but my mom and dad said I still need to come to school even though I am coughing."

Nice.

And then this from Mitch, while walking into Lowe's.

Mitch: "What time does Lowe's close?"

Me: "After you go to bed. Like ten or something."

Mitch: "But it is not open all night?"

Me: "Nope. Wal-mart is open all night, though."

Mitch: "Oh yeah, for the people who go to Wal-mart who are nocturnal."

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