The following is an email my hilarious sister sent to our mother today in response to my mom asking her about her date last night. Consider it a Happy Friday present. Enjoy.
Hi Mom,
I am dead and lying in a ditch because Kansas abducted me. Just kidding. We eloped. He doesn't have a job or a place to live, so I am letting him stay with me for awhile until he kicks his meth habit and gains some weight back. I hope his pit bulls like my cats!
Love Melissa
PS I'll write more later.
You're welcome.
About Me
- Rachel
- Faves: My hubby and crazy kids, Maize and Blue, being a teacher, summer, travel, vacuuming...for reals Pet Peeves: Improper grammar, messes, snakes, indoor recess days, people referring to themselves in the third person...it's just plain creepy
3 comments:
now is this cat's name really Kansas? That would certainly put things in a new state...?
I vote for Aunt Mimi to move to Columbia, SC and the two of you should write a book.
A very funny book.
Chewy,
We really do need to write a book together. Well, you write and I illustrate!
Love Mimi
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