Friday, June 19, 2009

WARNING: Not for the faint of heart...

WARNING: The following post contains explicit language and potty humor. Easily squeamish? Please do not proceed. My mommy friends? Enjoy.

We are potty training Matty. Our method? Me in Wal-mart yesterday saying, "Matty, I am tired of buying diapers. You need to go pee-pee and poo-poo in the potty." Matty: "OK."

He agreed in theory. We are still working on the "practical" part of the arrangement.

This morning, however, I hear his feet run across the floor, slam the bathroom door, and then two minutes later: "Mom! I went poo-poo in the potty. I did it!" When I go to investigate, I find him staring into his Elmo potty and he tells me, "It turned into a stinky banana."

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Wait. What picture did YOU think I was going to post?

2 comments:

The Brown Family said...

That was just plain funny. :) Although, I have heard of people taking picture of the first poo-poo in the potty and posting on the potty chart, so I was fully expecting the real deal photo. :) Glad to hear potty training is going well. We're getting settled here in Virginia. Maybe one of these days we'll get to see your adorable munchkins. Love the stories!

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